Gonthorian

Whenever Gonthorian, a hardcore ally to the trio of gods, appears on-screen, he normally says "It is I, Gonthorian!", then a few random quotes, shown below:

Episode 1

 * I'm the slayer of dragons!
 * The caster of ancient magic!
 * Seducer of woman! (Not a mistake, Gonthorian has only been with one woman)
 * And eater of goldfish crackers.

Episode 2

 * Killer of demons!
 * Completer of really hard quests!
 * Lover of Will Smith movies!

Episode 3

 * Destroyer of beasts!
 * Fisher of trout!
 * Cooker of...

Episode 5

 * Annihilator of all that is evil!
 * Surfer of really rad waves at the beach!
 * Fixer of unanimous household appliances!

Episode 7

 * Conqueror of kingdoms!
 * Tweeter of what I am doing!
 * Enjoyer of the show King of Queens.

Episode 8

 * Protecter of Falador!
 * Keeper of wisdom!
 * Creator of Kraft Dinner
 * ...On a regular basis

Trivia

 * His playername is Voodo Chille
 * He wears a Slayer Helmet, Bandos Chestplate, Bandos Boots and a Bandos Godsword.